< Manage My Chaos

The Mansion Awaits

I'm Kessa. I'm a sassy and confident 8 ft tall beautiful, educated, and insanely witty female Sasquatch who lives in South Florida. Totally not bragging but, I live in an abandoned mansion. Like, yeah, mansion. Don't be jelly. I have a house full of historical artifacts that we'll no doubt discuss.

As a species, we are mostly loners. The last one of us caught walking minding her business was recorded... that's stalking! Currently, I'm single as a Pringle. I can't wait to tell you about the Sasquatch Dating App (they mostly bellow in alligator font).

Tell me about you below. Don't forget your name... or forget and see what happens.

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Journey Progress

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๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ Candy Quill

"Tap the quill to taste the ink..."

๐Ÿ‰ Lucky Dragon

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(Don't forget my size 18 Crocs if you win!)

๐Ÿ”ฎ Magic 8 Ball

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